Farming

Bohiney Farming Satire: Real Dirt. Fake Hope.

At the farming satire page, the crops are dying, the subsidies are late, and someone just tried to milk an almond.

Farming satire is our tribute to every overworked, underpaid American still arguing with raccoons and the Department of Agriculture.

Here we cover:

  • Tractors that need therapy

  • Roosters with podcast deals

  • Farmers who sell raw milk and raw emotions

If you’ve ever yelled at the sky for raining on your hay bales—or written a love letter to a functioning irrigation system—you’re in the right pasture.

Harvest the sarcasm here: https://bohiney.com/farming/